ZaDR Oneshots (Invader Zim)

Commander Zim PT 3

"They still asleep it seems. Perhaps this is a good time to call the tallest. Computer! Call the tallest!" Zim ordered his computer.

The computer responds, "Tallest does not accept outside calls at the moment as he is busy commanding the fleet in defense of the planet. He is expected to give an update on the situation in twenty-four hours."

There was immediate relief from Zim. The tallest Red and Purple are safe for now. However it troubles him to know that they using the fleet for defense that means the filthy rebels are trying to conquer his home planet.

"Those rebel fools! How dare they attack our home planet! If Zim was there he'd crush them all!" He yelled and sighed.

"But it is good to know that finally I have heard something about the tallests." Zim sighed.

"Twenty four hours..." he paused, "Okay! I can work with this!" Zim headed to his lab to wake Dib and Dan, "My family it is time to rise and shine! I've made you all waffles!" He chimed and they all woke up and ate the delicious waffles.

"Alright. I'm going to head to my house and tell both Clem and dad about Dan. I'll be back. Wish me luck." Dib blushed.

"Good luck my earth worm." Zim tell him.

"See you soon Dan." Dib waves as he heads to his house and looks for his father and fishdad.

Zim wait until Dan finished his waffles get him cleaned up and watch Lion King with him. He was in his house when Dan's dad and Clem came in.

Zim greeted them, "Zim? Is that you?" Clem asked.

"Yes sir, it is I." Zim nodded, "I know that you and I have our differences... since I tried to uh...." Zim sweated nervously, "I used you for my plan. But I'd like to put that behind us. I want to be part of your family and this time Zim promises not to try and destroy you. Zim can't help it. It is in Zim's nature to destroy everything." He explained to the fishdad.

Dib smiled and really hopes Clem, which is a clone Zim made of Dib's dad and fish he mushed together to try and use to destroy Dib and his family, forgives Zim.

"Okay Zim, you can stay as long as you keep your promise and don't try to kill us." Clem said.

"I promise." Zim nodded.

Dib hugs them all, "Alright now to tell other dad..." he sighed, "This one is going to be harder." He takes a deep breath.

"Are you sure you don't want Zim to bring Dan over to met your human father?" Zim asked him.

"You know how dad is... he's a scientist... he doesn't believe in the supernatural or aliens... even after being imprisoned with them... the good thing is he's been doing a lot better to just support me and whatever I do... but I don't know..." Dib looks shy.

"You got this Dib worm! You've beat the mighty Zim a thousand times and stopped me! Your father is nothing compared to that!" Zim tried cheering him up.

"Alright! I can do this!" Dib nodded.

Dib heads back to the house and heads to his father's lab, "Dad? Do you have time to talk? I need to tell you something important..." Dib explained shyly.

"Of course Dib. What is it?" He asks.

"I... I have a child with Zim!" Dib said bluntly.

"What?" His dad says taken off guard.

"Zim and I... have a baby now... you're a grand dad.." Dib explained shyly, "Oh and we're getting married..." he added blushing.

His dad looked in shock. "You're engaged to the most dangerous monster the galaxy has ever seen and you're getting married? Are you crazy?" He asked.