ZaDR Oneshots (Invader Zim)

A Deal With God -Bonus- PT1

Summary:

Something happens to Dib that results in Zim doing something stupid and ending up creating an endless trial that is drawing their multiverse selves to their deaths.
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How it all started

With earth moving outside of its normal orbit cycle outside of it's own galaxy and into an even more forgotten galaxy... A lot of things had changed...

Something minor others major...

Stupid things like that it no longer took ten rotations just for the humans to gain one year in age. How they ever figured that out or even noticed... Zim honestly didn't care.

Now one rotation around the new sun, took one year to age the humans one year. Which honestly was a bit hard for Zim to get used to... Irk had to orbit it's sun 100 hundred times to reach the previous one year of earth's orbit. Now it's only 10 times.

So things had gotten really fast on Zim and he wasn't ready for everything to be changing at unexpected speeds before his eyes.

First off... the kids were growing up and getting smarter in their own way and Zim had to step up his game to not fall behind and get discovered...

Even Dib was getting smarter and more annoying than usual and it scared Zim. Perhaps Zim did go a bit far with his plans to emotionally destroy his rival, but Zim needed him off his back and would have to come up with plans on the fly that he'd just have to go with regardless of he thought more about it.

The next issue was Zim was now out of range of Irk and the computer couldn't find traces of the Armada since it vanished into the Florpus...

He was completely isolated now....

Trying to figure out where the heck mini moose had teleported earth too has been a pain in the butt too as without access to the Irken systems the computer was useless.

This left the Irken with no choice but to manually try to map out the galaxy himself. From what he gathered they seemed to end up at the end of the Florpus. Which made him happy, because that means the Armada will eventually pop out and he can communicate with his leaders again.

Looking at the arrangements of planets and stars from a a distance it looked like a starfish almost or ninja star shape. However, before coming up with a proper name the Dib worm like always got into his spaceship and chased Zim around.

Not that Zim minds to much. This kinda of work is really boring and he enjoyed the challenge of destroying and beating his rival any chance he could get.

Zim seems to be at least winning when it comes to nearly crushing Dib's spirit, but not enough to make Dib give up. So Zim took that as his victory.

Dib decided to name the new galaxy something stupid like the Night Star Galaxy. Zim told him it was more octopus shaped and opted for a the more crude Octo Galaxy. Dib unfortunately won that argument mostly because Zim honestly didn't give a shit what it was called, because it's not his Galaxy and he's probably just going to destroy it anyways.

The others just called it the Milky Way Galaxy, because they were dumb like that, but there was one new student that liked the name and made Dib a song.