ZaDR Oneshots (Invader Zim)

A Deal With God -Bonus- (End) Pt 3

"I see! It's not just a stranger! But the monster that put me into this situation! What an honor to met you destroyer of universes. Zim." God laughed, but it's empty and emotionless.

"Hi. I guess. Sorry I fcked this planet up." Zim tells him and shrugged, "I seem to do that to a lot of things." Zim admits.

"Yes... and one thing you've fcked up has your heart growing cold with pain... but I can help." God tells him.

"Why would you help me? I fcked this planet up." Zim scoffed as he's not dumb.

"Because... I'm dying... I need any help I can get. You help me. I help you." God tells him.

"What do I need to do to help you?" Zim asked curiously.

"You want him back. Your life partner. Alive correct?" God asked.

Zim went stiff, "You... you can't! There's no way you can revive him!" Zim tried to reason.

"The Necronomicon exists and world in the multiverse and yet everyone questions my abilities. Tsk." God scoffed.

"You... you can bring him back?!? Truly?" Zim asked weakly.

"But I require a price in exchange." God explained.

"My life?" Zim asked.

"Haha something like that yes. But worry not. I can sense your still fighting for life as well. So I'll give you a chance to keep your life." God laughed.

"You will?" Zim looks shocked.

"Yes. A trial is due! You will have many chances to defeat me. But you will fail... hahaha. If you win. I will let you go along with your life partner both alive. If you fail. He will still live. But you will remain in my domain until the trial is won." God explained.

"What's the catch?" Zim asked.

"Each death will give me power and stability. So it's in my best interest to kill you a million times over in any way I can think of." God explained.

"Yes. Yes! Zim doesn't fear this punishment! Kill Zim all you want! I won't give up! Dib being alive... it's truly enough for me! I will fight forever it that's what it takes!" Zim tells him feeling hopeful.

"Before you step into the rift. I will show you I mean what I say." God explained.

The rift shows in an image of a grave. It's Dib's grave. It's zapped with blue lighting energy. The same blue lighting bolt blasts in front of Zim and the rift. There's a white humanoid outline that steps out of the lighting. Than there's Dib alive and well, before he died.

Zim flings himself into his arms and kissed him crying. Dib catches him and kissed back instantly than shoved him away.

"Wait holy shit! I was dead!" Dib looked unhinged.

"Dibbby!" Zim cried more reaching for him.

Dib hugged him tightly, "I was dead right? Or was that a dream?" He asked nervously.

"No.... You was dead. Cancer killed you. Zim didn't make cure and get it to you in time..." Zim cried.

"There that's your cure. Right. Go ahead and give it to him. I've had to freeze his body's aging process from before the cancer killed him and was messing with him." God explains.

Zim picked up the cure that's on the ground by Dib, "Who was that?!? Show yourself!" Dib shouted looking around and Zim injected him with the cure as he yelped in pain.

"No dying again. Also that's god." Zim tells Dib.

"God????" Dib looks at Zim unhinged.

"It's an artificial being. Maybe the planet... Yeah that makes sense." Zim tells Dib.