ZaDR Oneshots (Invader Zim)

Voot Scoot & Boogy PT1

Summary:

An AI story of a cute little road trip with Zim and Dib.

The best one shot up to a point!
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An eighteen year old boy named Dib Membrane who is sorta kinda friends with an alien named Zim that's been trying to destroy his planet for eight years. Though he seems to of given up on that a few years back.

Today Dib is taking Zim to pick up his voot that got towed away by someone who thought it was cool looking car instead of an actual space ship. Neither are happy or in good moods. Zim is frustrated that ship has once again been taken from him. And Dib is pissed because like always he's had to cancel all his plans just to help Zim out so he's shut up and stop bothering him.

Dib and Zim arrived at Dib's apartment, where Dib open his garage to reveal a 1996 Ford Dodge truck that looks like it might fall apart at any moment.

"What the hell is this?" Zim cried in horror.

"It's our ride now get in!" Dib growled.

"Is it safe?" Zim cringed.

"Safe enough. Hasn't exploded on me yet. Now do you want to get your ship back or not?" Dib growled.

"Of course I do!" Zim tells him.

"Then get in." Dib and him get into the truck and buckled up.

After closing the doors Dib started the truck it roared to life with with extremely concerning sounds that made Zim's antennaes bend backward in fear.

"You know... Zim could probably fix this?" Zim offered.

"Don't fcking touch my car Zim! You don't have a clue how hard this was to get and I don't need you blowing this up or ruining it." Dib growled and he fell silent.

With that Dib put the truck in reverse head onto to the driveway turn into the road put it into drive and head to the impound. Beginning their long ten hour drive there with an undisguised Zim for company.

The trip to the impound was relatively quiet, but Zim kept up his end of the conversation and Dib kept him distracted. Mostly just listening to his incessant talking in an attempt to get to know him.

"So... uh..." Zim's antennaes shifted uncomfortably, "Didn't you have a date with Gretchen today?" He asked.

"I DID have a date until I had to help a certain green alien that forgot to camouflage his god dam ship." Dib wasn't in the mood for conversation.

"It's not Zim's fault! And for the record Zim camouflaged it as earth vehicle! But they took it anyways!" Zim cried.

"I'm guessing you didn't park it right." Dib groaned and if he could face palm he would, "You've been on this planet for how long now? Eight years? You'd think you'd understand how everything works by now!" Dib hissed.

"I... Well Zim's a slow learner I guess." Zim winced.

"You know if you actually cared a bit more about blending in more with our society instead of taking over our planet this shit wouldn't happen." Dib groaned.

Zim looked out the window sighing his antennae bent backwards. He knows when Dib get like this everything is just going to be his fault and Dib won't let him hear the end of it.

"I'm sorry. I was careless. Zim will be more careful." Zim softly promises.

"Whatever. Maybe I can figure out a way to salvage some of this train wreck of a day." Dib sighed deeply.