ZaDR Oneshots (Invader Zim)

Not A Story (Just A Rant)

Someone remind me to call Dib's hair style shark fin tail style! I keep forgetting xp

I just wanted to rant about the canon I've made so far for all these stories.

Zeek's parents were killed, when Irk was invaded for the first time ever. It's taking to him that the enemy decided to retreat leaving Zeek alone. Many Irken's died that day.

Queen Isabell decided that Irk would start becoming more military based and improved their technology and industry.

Membrane (also an Irken in the story sometimes) and his family took in Zeek seeing his potential in engineering. Zeek became the head engineer and started working with Miyuki and Membrane aka Meb.

Because of his conspiracies Zeek was labeled insane by the others Irken, but they couldn't deny his engineering genius.

Meb, Miyuki and Zeek are responsible for making the cloning devices and the Pak for all Irkens.

Meb and Zeek were the only Irken's to escape enslavement and they ended up on earth. After taking over earth they tried to form a life partnership, however Meb was in a clone body that was related to Zeek, so they decided not to pursue that.

Instead Meb make himself a wife with Miyuki's genes and Zeek would take the non related clone of Meb to be his life partner.

They realized they are both unhappy with this. So Meb makes his wife divorce him and vanish without a trace.

(In some cases the wife is around but hardly ever seen or bugs Meb a to his horror and frustration)

Zeek fakes his own death scaring poor Professor forever. (he's still not okay with that) (otherwise it's clone Miyuki aka Yuki that's married to Professor)

Zeek comes back as a different person and married Meb. However Professor was very angry with Meb for not trying to make things right with his other wife and even hates Zeek now. (Sometimes Meb and Zeek just don't get married publicly and just keep it all secret and hush hush)

This causes Professor to grow distant from them and Meb and Zeek just kinda let things be as they do their own thing.

Professor inherits Meb's lab as Meb more or less retired to let his son have the company. He finds the cloning device and decides to great his first child Gaz from the DND of Zeek from when Zeek was trying to become Professor's lover.

Professor also found Dib's DNA from when Meb and Zeek accidentally killed his parents when they arrived on earth and experimented on the boy killing him, but uploaded his personality and kept his DNA for making a new clone eventually. Professor even saw the notes around the boy and how he died.

He decided to make this human his son and give him his DNA in the mix as well. (And cuz he doesn't realize he's an alien. This means Dib has alien genes in him.)  (sometimes professor has gotten rid of his alien genes to spite Meb and thus Dib is just human)

Thus Dib and Gaz become Professor's kids. All is okay in the world until the control brains try to reenstate Zeek's pak information into a new smeet creating Zim.

Zim ironically ended up on the same planet Zeek did and now Zeek had to clean after whatever Zim does, though he doesn't mind.

Zeek also founded The Swollen Eyeball Network to hunt down crytids and keep them in line or destroy them or at least get them locked up so they can't bother anyone. (Also rehabilitating them to help them join human society)

Zeek tried to capture Moth Man and failed, but got some DNA from the creature but not enough to completely replicate it, so he fuses the DNA to a human baby Keef. That's why Keef is shock resistant, absorbs liquids through his skin, and is more durable than most humans.