"Huh?" Zim felt confused, "What are you talking about Dib stink? Zim gave you a reward! Zim has not done anything weird to you... Zim don't think he did..." he explained not really sure if maybe his kiss has weird properties on other species.
"We Irkens don't even do this kind of thing with each other! It's only your kinds thing! Zim have you know! It was..." he tried to describe the sensation of the kiss.
Zim wasn't looking forward to it. It was something that made him want to vomit at the thought of doing it... but it was... not bad?
"It doesn't matter! You humans like kisses! So that's your reward!" Zim tell him a bit flustered.
"Yeah... but I think I should be in the lead for this... and the kiss thingy was pretty much the lead thingy." He tells him trying to look a bit self conscious.
"Zim will not submit to no one!" Zim refused, "Do you or do you not accept your reward?!?" He asked him.
"I... yes. That's... fine. I suppose." Dib tells him, still a bit dazed.
"Good! So let's get back to the main event!" Zim tell him.
He continued the event with Dib until the teachers finally got around to announcing the winners of Prom King and Queen.
"Dib! Dib!!! They are announcing the rules of the ceremony!" Zim tell him excitedly looking forward to this.
"Fine I'll go up and claim my reward before they announce the winners!" He told you as he walks up to him as he pulls him into a kiss.
Zim feels strange. He pushed him away.
"Hey! I said only one!" Zim tell him blushing like crazy and he just shrugged.
"It was too short." He countered.
"What do you mean it's too short?!? There's a time limit?!?" Zim asked confused.
Dib smirked, "Yeah." He lied.
"Oh... uh... Zim... is unfamiliar with the time limit on kissing... is it long?" Zim winced.
"You don't like it?" Dib asked and he blushed.
"I... I don't dislike it... but but... Zim should chose time limit! It's his reward to you!" He explained.
"Since it's my reward. I should chose the time limit." Dib countered.
"Why you... fine... it doesn't matter. How long would you like your stupid reward to be?" Zim asked him.
"I would like it to last for ever." Dib replied.
"Forever?!?" Zim cried in horror,
"Zim don't want to lock lips with you for that long! Zim has other things Zim wants to do!" He cried out blushing.
"You get three minutes! And that's Zim being nice!" He tells him, "Take it or leave it!" Zim growled.
"Fine I'll take it!" He said and kissed him once more for good measure.
The two of them go on to kiss for a few minutes until the school finally makes their announcement. "The Prom King is Dib Membrane!" The teacher cheered.
"And the prom queen is Zim!" They finished.
Zim and Dib share a look of shock.
"I... um... can I have the floor now?" Zim ask the teachers.
"Of course. Come on up and make a speech." The teacher smiled.
Zim is a little mad that he's not the prom king, but hell he'll take prom queen. He's still a ruler at the end of the day.
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ZaDR Oneshots (Invader Zim)
Fanfic-on hiatus- A bunch of one shots involving your lovable Zim and Dib as they go from enemies to friends to lovers or straight from enemies to lovers. Summary for oneshot is in each of their begin chapters. Angst, violence, death, blood, gore, and yea...
