ZaDR Oneshots (Invader Zim)

Invading The Mystery Shack: Weird Armageddon PT1

Summary:

Zim makes a deal with Bill and gets trapped in Zimland as a result. The only problem it's not anything Dib thought it would be and he's having trouble dealing with it.

Can Zim realize he's trapped in a lie of his own doing? And can these dummies finally understand each other a little better?
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"Let's make a deal Zim!" Bill chuckled laughing as he floated in the air looking at the beaten up Irken resting in the forest feeling pretty pissed off at being thwarted once again.

"Who are you?" Zim was instantly on guard as he didn't want to be hurt by anyone else at the moment as he stood on his feet pointing accusing claws at the creature.

"I'm what you call an alien life form like you. Similar to space fairies and earth fairies. I make deals with people and they come true!" Bill chuckled flying around Zim observing him.

"And let me tell you something! Just looking at the sorry state your in... I think your in need of a little charity!" Bill chuckled.

"I don't want the pity of a floating earth potato chip! Zim is fine on his own!" Zim snarled.

"Now now don't get me wrong! This is beneficial to me as well! I finally get to achieve my goals of destroying thing and causing chaos! And you can help me! Don't you like destruction and chaos?" Bill flew around the alien again chuckling.

"Zim does like destruction and chaos." Zim softly added considering the golden triangle's offer.

"Let's work together Zim! You and me! I'll help you make all your desires come true if you help me!" Bill eagerly holds out his hand.

Zim paused for a second. This has been the shittest few days of his entire life since coming here to this dumb earth rock. Zim couldn't deny it... He wanted help. He wanted help so badly it was killing him on the inside. If this can just make the pain he feels go away... he should take the offer.

"Don't do it Zim! You're smarter than this! You can't trust him!" Dib's voice appeared as Zim's conscious, which honestly hasn't happened since back in his elementary school days.

"Shit up floating Dib head! You can't tell me what to do!" Zim imagined punching that Dib in his stupid big head and sending him to the moon.

Zim chuckled. It's not like he ever cared about this stupid planet anyways. He took the flying Dorito's hand as magic engulfed them and they both let out evil crackles.

Weird Armageddon began... Now the humans have to stop what was going on. For Bill, Zim's wish was a simple one for him to make and a delightful one too. Trapping the Irken in a world of their own creation. As much as he admires the Irken's need for chaos and destruction there's something deep inside the alien's heart that gave Bill pause to completely trust the creature.

So this was the safest option and Zim is still happy, so who cares if it's all fake. Bill had what he wanted and no one could stop him.

Inside the bubble....

Zim ended the simulator in his lab and sighed deeply as Dib looked at him softly, "I'm guessing you didn't like what you saw. Huh?" Dib asked him.

"This was a good suggestion Dib. Zim will praise you for at least having one good thought, but yes... It was unsatisfying to say the least." Zim sighed deeply looking a bit drained and depressed.

"Well don't worry. You've got all the time in the world to figure out what you want to do with your life. Let's grab some coffee and coco." Dib offered gently.