~Part one~

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Void: You use emoji's like a straight person.
Corrupt: That's literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me.

Void: You know, Corrupt, you are the sun in my life.
Corrupt: Why? Cause I'm smoking hot?
Void: Because it hurts my eyes looking at you.

Void: Hi, I'm Void, and only you can prevent forest fires... seriously, it has to be you. I'm sure as hell not gonna do it.

Toxin: I have a 1:30 appointment.
Prof.Red: Which doctor?
Toxin: No, I want the regular doctor.

Yellow: What are your adjectives?
Red: ...You mean my pronouns?
Yellow: No, I know what your pronouns are! What are your adjectives?
Red: ...I dunno. What are yours?
Yellow: Noisy and chaotic!
Red: I've never had something go from making no sense to making complete sense so quickly.

Toxin, on the phone: So no head?
Toxin: *Throws phone and breaks skateboard*
(Someone tell me what this is supposed to be/mean)

Prof.Red: Corrupt is okay.
Rose: They're okay? They said they were going to break my legs! And don't tell me they didn't mean it, okay?! 'Cause they gave me the mackerel eyes, they meant it!
Prof.Red: Rose, Corrupt threatened me. They threaten Louis every day. They probably threatened Cliff before breakfast this morning. It's what they do. Grow a pair.

Cliff: The fastest way to a Louis's heart is through ch-
Pheonix/Reaper: Chest cavity.
Cliff:
Cliff: Cheese.

Cliff: Uptown Funk would've made it into the Shrek Soundtrack.
Red: That's the truest statement I've ever heard.

Toxin: The only straight I am is a straight-up badass.

Light/Tulip: Soren! Have you no dignity?
Soren: Of course not! How long have we known eachother?

Light/Tulip: How long do you reckon it'll be until Rose finally snaps and commits murder?
Yellow: I've been going through life assuming it's already happened at some point and it's just that no one was ever able to trace it back to them.

Steve Leader/M: If I may interject...
Soren: Oh, awesome, Steve Leader/M was eavesdropping.

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