Cliff: How would you like to live forever?
Pink Leader: I'd hate it. Shut the fuck up.
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Prof.Red: Does immaturely insulting me make you feel better about your sad single life?
TFC: It actually does.
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Toxin: You need to be more careful!
Corrupt , who was dragged into Toxin's issue: Careful? CAREFUL?! I'LL CAREFULLY WRAP MY HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT-
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Void: What? I'm not aggressive!
TFC: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips?
Void: Survival of the fittest, bitch.
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S.Cliff: t't you guys read the papers?
Light/tulip: Only the funnies.
Pink Leader:
Pink Leader: You mean the obituaries.
Light/tulip: Oh, potato, pohtato...
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Corrupt : Good news! I didn't screw up!
S.Cliff: ...
Corrupt : I screwed up less badly than usual!
S.Cliff: ...
Corrupt : Screwed up with less immediate consequences than usual.
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Prof.Red: Don't trust everything you see on the internet.
Yellow: Pfft. What possibly nonsense could come from the internet? Oh. Did you know that the Earth is actually flat?
Prof.Red: *Takes away Yellow's phone* Yeah, that enough for you.
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Yellow: I don't need to touch grass, I need the fall of capitalism.
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Light/tulip: State your name, rank, and intention.
Cliff: Cliff, Cliff, fun.
Light/Tulip:
Cliff:
Light/Tulip: You are now my Best friend.
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Violet Leader: Soren, what are you doing?
Soren: *shaking a cat shaped piggy bank* I'm just trying to figure out how much change I have inside.
Violet Leader: You could always take it out and count it.
Soren: Where's the fun in that?
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Void: I called you like ten times! Why didn't you pick up?
Corrupt : *remembers dancing to the ringtone*
Corrupt : I didn't hear it.
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