~Part 82~

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Reaper/Pheonix: N... No!

Prof.Red: A fair rebuttal. However, consider this counterpoint: Y... Yes???

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The Squad: *walking at the mall*

V.Leader: Hey, have any of you guys seen Prof.Red? They've been gone for a while..

Red: Eh, nope.

Yellow: No, I haven't...

TFC: Probably ran off to McDonald's or something.

Prof.Red: Hey.

V.Leader: Ooh, there you are-

Red: What the fu-

TFC: I- where were you?!

Prof.Red: Walking right behind you guys.

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Toxin: *dangling from a rope over a pit of fire* Remember when I said I'd tell you when we're in too deep?

Void:Yes?

Toxin: We're in too deep.

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TFC: I don't mean to be rude—

Void: Yet, sadly, accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often.

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Toxin: I've never encountered a problem that can't be solved by an spontaneous musical number.

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Red: Do you support gay rights?

Void: I'm literally gay.

Soren: They're avoiding the question!

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Rose: You know, I used to play back in my gory days.

Toxin: You mean glory days?

Rose: Ah, that too.

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Tulip/Light: I'm usually that person who has no idea what's going on.

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Red: Cliff, Void, I've left a letter telling your guardians not to worry—

Cliff: They won't.

Red: That you're safe—

Cliff: That'll just depress them.

Red: —and you'll see them in a few weeks.

Void: Do we have to?

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Proxima: Look, Soren, if you can fit your head down the gun's barrel, you can assume it doesn't have a non-lethal setting.

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P.Leader, walking into SteveLeader and Y.Leader's bedroom in the middle of the night: I had a bad dream.

SteveLeader: What was it about?

Y.Leader: No, don't ask them that! <br>SteveLeader: Why not?

Y.Leader: Cause they'll answer!





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