~Part 19~

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Red: You know, I used to play back in my gory days.
Light/Tulip: You mean glory days?
Red: Ah, that too.

Corrupt: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!
Toxin: It's kind of complicated, but Yellow-
Corrupt: Got it. Forget I asked.

PastProf.Red: *aggressively throws pencil at Rose*
PastProf.Red, deadpan: Oh no. I've been stabbed. I've been impaled.

*when a child starts crying in public*
Pheonix/Reaper: *tries to make the child laugh*
Rose: *tries to play a game with the child to make them calm down*
Cliff: *gives detailed instructions to the parents*
Seer: *cries with the child*
Prof.Red: *ignores the child*
Soren: *is the reason why the child is crying*

Void: We just ate. Why are you making pancakes?
Light/Tulip: For the dogs.
Void: Why are you making pancakes for the dogs?
Light/Tulip: They don't know how.

Steve Leader/M: Well, I'm very sorry to hear about your mother.
Yellow: Mmm, we aren't really that close.
Steve Leader/M: Oh, good.

Yellow: I still don't have a New Year's resolution.
Steve Leader/M: You could lose a few.
Rose: You could be less lazy.
Pheonix/Reaper: Don't be such a bitch.
Yellow: Okay DAMN, SHIT.

Toxin: Is something burning?
Soren: My burning love for you of course!
Toxin: ...
Soren: ...
Soren: And the kitchen is on fire...

Red: What do you have?
Light/Tulip: A KNIFE!
Red: NO!

Void: So, you've finally arrived-
Void: Here to save prince-
Void: I've been waiting for this day-
Void: Stop skipping my dialogue-
Void: Seriously, stop-
Void: MOTHER FU-

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