Professor Red, texting: O
Toxin: What?
Professor Red: Don't read into that.
Toxin: But I will read into that.
Professor Red: HOW?! IT'S A LETTER!
Toxin: Why is there a space after it, hmmmmm?
Professor Red: Dude, really?
Professor Red: It's a fucking letter.
Toxin: It could stand for something!
Professor Red: IT DOESN'T, I PROMISE!
Toxin: Like Oppression! Or worse...
Professor Red: Dude, I just typed the letter O, that means nothing. :/
Toxin: Optometrist.
Professor Red: Oh my God...
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Louis, on the phone: Oh, hey man! Sorry for accusing you of murder last week.
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Toxin: I came out here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.
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Soren: I truly hate it here <3
Red: Now replace "it" with "women". Not so funny now, is it?
Cliff: Now replace "it" with "women". Not so funny now, is women?
Violet Leader: Now replace "funny" with "women". Not so women now, is funny?
Yellow: I'm having a fucking stroke.
Cliff: Now replace "stroke" with "baby". Congratulations!
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Red: I'm not so sure you're stakeout material.
TFC: I'm a chronic insomniac, I was born for this.
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Corrupt: If you want my advice-
Pink Leader: No offense but you're the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill your significant other. Multiple times.
Corrupt: First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, they've also tried to kill me.
Void: It's true. It was mutually attempted murder.
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Cliff: ...This is one of those moments where it doesn't really matter what I have to say, isn't it?
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Yellow Leader/Nightmare : Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
S.Cliff: >:O language
Light/Tulip: Yeah watch your fucking language
Professor Red: Okay, who taught Seer the fuck word?!
Red: 'The fuck word'.
Rose: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Seer: Oh my god they censored it
Red: Say fuck, Rose.
Seer: Do it, Rose. Say fuck.
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Light/Tulip: Please, Rose, after everything we've been through together. You can't do this.
Rose: I'm sorry Light/Tulip.
Light/Tulip: I'm begging you. Don't do it.
Rose: It has to be done.
Light/Tulip:
Rose:
Light/Tulip:
Rose: *Places +4* Uno.
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S.Cliff: Would you like something to drink? *They open the fridge* We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-
Cliff: Spiders?
S.Cliff: Spiders it is then.
Cliff: No, that wasn't-
*But they were already pouring them a brimming glass of spiders...*
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