~Part 20~

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Rose: What's it like being tall?
Toxin: Is it nice?
Cliff: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Void: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.
Light/Tulip:...
Light/Tulip: I Just wanted to grab a Cup-

Yellow: Are you trying to seduce me?
Red: Why, are you seducible?

Light/Tulip: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Cliff: Literally or figuratively?
Light/Tulip: I have to specify?

Seer, carrying a box: What would you say if I, hypothetically, came home with 7 kittens one day?
Prof.Red: ...
Prof.Red: What's in the box?
Seer: What woul-
Prof.Red: Seer, what's in the box?
Seer: I think you know.

Corrupt: *cooking*
Cliff: *kicks down door*
Cliff: *grabs knife from Corrupt's hand*
Cliff: WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT DESTRUCTIVE BEHAVIOR?
Corrupt:
Corrupt: What.
Yellow: They're trying to tell you they want to cook.

Cliff: So my therapist was talking to me and she said that I really just need to break down my walls and let people in.
Cliff: So I've decided to break the fourth wall.
Cliff: *looks at camera* Hi there. I use humor as a coping mechanism.

Red: You are an absolute fucking dork.
Yellow, singing: Yeah, but I'm your dork!
Red: *sighs* Yeah, you're my dork.

Cliff: You know the sound a fork makes in the garbage disposal? That's the sound that my brain makes all the time.

Yellow: I have seen a lot of murders in my time, and all six of them were today.

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