Ruined Reality Incorrect Quotes

~Part 5~

Light/Tulip: I was put on this earth to do one thing.
Light/Tulip: Luckily I forgot what it was so I can do whatever I want.

Red: What do I get?
Yellow: A night of fashion, mischief, mayhem, and possible death.
Red: Ooh, check, check, and check; not sure about that last one.
Yellow: It won't be you.
Red: I'll get my coat.

Yellow: How do Seer and Soren usually get out of these messes?
Prof.Red: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.

Soren: Hey, Louis you're smart, tell me what would happen if I chugged 3 gallons of chloroform.
Louis: Have you ever been to a mortuary?
Soren: Yea, my grandma lives there.
Toxin: That is the worst response to that question.

Yellow: Come to dinner tonight. I can't cook, but I'll bring plenty of free wine.
Red: Marry me.

Light/Tulip: Hey, how are you doing today?
Cliff: Can we change the subject before I start crying?

Yellow: Steve Leader/M gave me a get better soon card.
Soren: That's sweet!
Yellow: I wasn't sick, they just think I can do better.

Soren: Life could be worse, Seer.
Seer: Life could be a lot better too!

Louis: So, Prof.Red is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.
Cliff: Why?
Louis: Because I've caught them trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.
Prof.Red, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.

Cliff: Why don't humans have a specific noise that means "there are bees here, let's leave immediately." Why are elephants more advanced than us.
Prof.Red: We do have a specific noise for it. It sounds like this:
Prof.Red: "There are bees here, let's leave immediately."

Rose: You shouldn't be using a straw.
Cliff: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment and stuff.
Rose: Yeah, but I mean... it's a weird way to eat spaghetti.

Prof.Red: Cliff! What did I tell you about lying?
Cliff, looking down: ...That it only works on Yellow.