~Part 32~

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Light/Tulip: Remember everyone, violence is never the answer.
Toxin: You're right, Light/Tulip.. Violence can't be the answer.
Light/Tulip: Correct, Toxin. Now, on to the next lesso-
Toxin: Violence is the question.
Toxin: And the answer is yes!
Light/Tulip: Toxin, no!!

Corrupt: Forgive me Father, for I have sinny-sin-sinned.

S.Cliff: I may be stupid.
Light/Tulip: ...
S.Cliff: Oh, did you think I was going to finish that sentence?

*Void is cleaning the house and they find an empty bottle of orange juice*
Void: Clear orange juice?
Void: Oh, it's empty.
Corrupt, who has been watching the entire time: I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot.

Pheonix/Reaper, throwing their head into Prof.Red's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!
Prof.Red, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

Soren: Did you ever have like a pet run away and find it or anything?
Toxin: I had a lizard that I burnt.

Yellow: Hold the fuck up.
Red: Excuse me?
Yellow: I said hold the fuck up.
Red:
Yellow: I'm the fuck up, hold me.

Light/Tulip: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn't factor into the solution at least in some way.

Red: Big day today, Yellow. *holds up two shirts* Mustard stain or ketchup stain?
Yellow: Mustard– looks less like blood.

Rose: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...
Red: I really care about your feelings!
Yellow: I really care about YOUR feelings!
Rose, turning their head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...
Corrupt : YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!
Void: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

Red: We've found the person who stole your identity and was impersonating you.
Cliff: Where were they?
Red: Eating cheetos and crying in their car.
Cliff, impressed: Damn, they really went for it.

Soren: I am the left brain, I am the left brain. "I work really hard until my inevitable death" brain. You've got a job to do, you better do it right and the right way is with the left brain's might.
Toxin: I LIKE OREOS AND PUS-

Yellow: I'm a multitasker!
Yellow: I can disappoint fifteen people at once.

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