~Part 50~

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Cliff: She was poetry, but he couldn't read.

Corrupt : His name was Jared he's 19.

S.Cliff: When his parents built a very strange machine.

Soren, singing: Watch that scene, digging the dancing queen.

Void, singing: Eyyyy, Macarena!

Louis: Horrible job everyone.

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S.Cliff: Why do you act like we're three year olds?

Rose, exasperated: WHY?!?

Rose points at Cliff: YOU TRIED TO HYJACK A CAR!

Rose points at Seer: YOU NEARLY JUMPED 20 FEET OFF A CARPARK!

Rose points at S.Cliff: AND YOU ATE MULTIPLE DRIED LEAVES AND ROCKS OFF THE GROUND!

Rose: AND YOU ASK ME WHY????

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Colle: Wow! Cliff made you cry?

Nightmare, tearing up: Yes, and they said some really mean things that are only partly true.

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Corrupt : *watching their house burn down*

Corrupt :

Corrupt : *starts filming* Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything.

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TFC, to The Squad: You should change your passwords to "incorrect". Then, every time you forget it, the system will remind you, "your password is incorrect".

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TSE: I think it's time I get my life in order.

Yellow, narrating: But they did not get their life in order. In fact, they got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.

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Prof.Red: Remember, if you get captured, no matter what they do, don't talk!

Louis: What if they torture us?

Prof.Red: Just don't talk!

Louis: Can we scream a little?

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