Steve Leader/M: Hey Toxin, check out this funny .GIF I found!
Toxin: It's pronounced "jif".
Steve Leader/M: Huh?
Toxin: "Dot jif", like the peanut butter. The creator said so.
Steve Leader/M: That's dumb, it's Graphics Interchange Format.
Toxin: The P in .JPEG stands for "photographic", but I bet you don't say "J-pheg".
Steve Leader/M: "P" on its own isn't pronounced like "F", that's totally different!
Toxin: It's exactly the same!
Steve Leader/M: Name one word that starts with "G" pronounced like "J".
Toxin: Gentrification.
Steve Leader/M: Shoot, should have thought of that. I was just in San Francisco.
Toxin: For your logic to be consistent, you'd have to say "skuh-bah" (scuba) or "lah-seer" (laser)!
Steve Leader/M: Yeah? Well, you'd have to say "J-pej"!
Steve Leader/M: ...Wait, "laser" is an acronym?
Toxin: Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation.
Steve Leader/M: Huh. Didn't know that.
Steve Leader/M: You're still wrong, though.
Toxin: You just hate me because I'm right.
Steve Leader/M: I just hate you in general.
Toxin: You mean in "geh-neral"?
Steve Leader/M: Ugh, I'm "joing" to kill you!
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Cliff: Three of the four elements are represented as types of hockey. Air hockey, ice hockey, and field hockey. Fire hockey needs to be a thing.
TSE: Fire hockey absolutely does NOT need to be a thing.
Toxin: Do you care NOTHING for the balance of the four elements?!
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Prof.Red: *fast-forwards all the way through the movie*
Toxin: You can't just skip to the happy ending!
Prof.Red: I don't have time for their problems.
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