Corrupt: My dad has a spiked collar.
Corrupt: *dog
Prof.Red: I hate Yellow.
Louis: "Hate' is a strong word.
Prof.Red: I have strong opinions.
Colle: I'd roast you, but my mom says you can't burn trash.
Colle: *slow-mo walks out of the room*
Void: I've been described as a 'heartless villain' and a 'little shit', but I prefer... 'has alternative ways of having fun'.
Yellow: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy. But if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you're going to die.
Prof.Red: My favorite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call.
Red: It's called connotations.
Corrupt: Try this one on for size, "Forgive me, Father, I have sinned" vs "Sorry, Daddy, I've been naughty."
Rose: Great news! Language is now banned!
Light/Tulip: There's no way they like me back.
Seer: Soren would throw themself in front of a moving car for you.
Light/Tulip: Soren would throw themself in front of a moving car for fun.
Red, looking at their watch: It has been 2 hours and sixteen minutes since I've been insulted.
Red: It's been about 5 seconds since I've been assaulted, but let's not talk about that.
Corrupt: Dinosaurs aren't extinct. I mean, Light/Tulip is walking in this room.
Yellow: *wheeze*
Toxin: So I got this amazing plan!
Void: We fail almost every time you say that.
Toxin: Well this is the same! But with a hamster involved.
Corrupt: But who gets which pencil?
Pheonix/Reaper: Since they're my things, I get the good one, Soren gets the broken one and you don't get one because fuck you.
Corrupt: ...My man Void just killed a goldfish.
Void: *licking their lips* Yup. Delicious.
Red: Your problem is that you've got no common sense.
Yellow: I've got plenty of common sense!
Yellow: I just choose to ignore it.
Light/Tulip: Can I offer you a nice stick in this trying time?
Red, ordering Starbucks: Hey, I just got my heart broken, what do you recommend?
Yellow, who's running the drive thru: ...
Yellow: Tequila.
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