Ruined Reality Incorrect Quotes

~Part 4~

Pheonix/Reaper: If you got arrested what would be the charges?
Void: Theft.
Red: Disturbing the peace.
Prof.Red: Aggravated assault.
Soren: Arson.
Corrupt: All of the above. In that order, probably.

Red, looking over Soren's shoulder: You can draw?
Soren, stopping what they were doing: You can speak?

Seer: What do you think Rose will do for a distraction?
Louis: They'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Louis: ...or they could do that.

*Thump noise*
Cliff, from the other room: What happened?!
Yellow: Soren's shirt fell.
Cliff: Why was it loud?
Yellow: It had them inside.

Toxin: There is no i in happyness...
Red: There is if you fucking spell it right.

Steve Leader/M: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.
Yellow: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

Yellow: If Red and I were drowning, who would you save?
Prof.Red: You two can't swim?
Yellow: It's a hypothetical question, Prof.Red! Who would you save?
Prof.Red: My time and effort.

Steve Leader/M: What's your favorite high school memory?
Prof.Red: LEAVING. FUCKING LEAVING!

Toxin: So, what are we doing?
Corrupt: Wasting our lives.
Toxin: I meant for lunch...

Pheonix/Reaper: I knew this day would come... I saw it on the calendar.

Red: That's not funny.
Void: I thought it was funny.
Red: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.

Corrupt, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with um, seven espresso shots.
Cliff, in line behind them: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine.