~Part 37~

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Cliff: Things will get better!

The Squad:

Cliff: Okay, maybe they won't.

Cliff: But they will be terrible in new and interesting ways!

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Steve Leader/M: Capitalizing every word in a sentence is vomit inducing.

Pheonix/Reaper: Enjoy Your Trip To Puke Land, Boy!

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*The gang when they drop food on the floor*

TFC: Aw man. *Throws it away*

Pink Leader: Five second rule!

Cliff: Foolish germs, thinking they can stop me!? *Eats it off the floor*

Soren: *Sobs on the floor*

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Toxin: I thought I told you to stop reading my emails.

Rose: Well, I thought I told you to stop keeping secrets!

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Red: I need to dye my hair.

Yellow: ...

Red: Or get another tattoo.

Yellow: ...

Red: Or a new piercing.

Yellow: Why?

Red: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.

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TSE: What if Cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave, and her name was Mozzarella?

Corrupt : Don't ever speak to me again.

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Light/tulip: What have you done with Steve Leader/M?

TFC: Nothing. Why, do you think I should?

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Steve Leader/M: Are you ever going to listen to me?

Rose: Yes. Absolutely.

Steve Leader/M: When?

Rose: When you're right.

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TFC: That's it, you're grounded! Steve Leader/M, no adventures for you! Pink Leader, no fighting for you! Violet Leader, no stealing for you! And Corrupt ... oh my god, is there anything that you love?

Corrupt : Revenge.

TFC: No vengeance for you.

Corrupt : I was going to say "I'll get you for this," but I guess that's off the table.

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Yellow: Guys! I found a 100 dollar bill!

Yellow: *looks around* ....Should I keep it?

Pheonix/Reaper: Yellow, just do the right thing.

Void: And put in your bag.

Pheonix/Reaper: No—

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Void: Well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you?

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