S.Cliff: Can I bother you for a second?
Cliff: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.
Light/Tulip: I'm so happy two of my favorite people are getting along now.
Soren: Uh, Prof.Red and Toxin are not getting along.
Light/Tulip: They're not trying to kill each other.
Soren: You may have a point.
Light/Tulip: Tired of just deserving better. Gonna start taking it by force.
Soren: That sounds like a terrible plan.
Red: Oh, we've had worse.
Colle: Goodnight to the love of my life, Seer, and fuck the rest of y'all.
S.Cliff: Be careful, I thrive on negative attention.
Louis: Prof.Red, you're testifying in an aggravated assault case tomorrow, and the D.A. is worried about how you'll present yourself on the stand.
Prof.Red: Why? I'm fine on the stand!
*flashback to Testimony #1*
Prof.Red: Look, I'll make this real simple so even these dumdums can understand.
Prof.Red, to the jury: MAN DID CRIME.
*flashback to Testimony #2*
Prof.Red: I'm sorry, could you make her stop doing that weird thing with her face?
Defense Attorney, next to the crying defendant: ...Crying?
*flashback to Testimony #3*
Prof.Red: And when this is over, I'm gonna find you and I'm gonna break those little fingers.
Judge: Could the witness please stop threatening the stenographer?
Light/Tulip: Do you guys want to see a butterfly?
Seer: Ooh, yes please!
Toxin, with their laptop open: I'm not going to stop working to look at a stupid bug!
Light/Tulip: It's not a bug though...
Toxin: ...
Seer: ...
Toxin: Well I still don't want to see.
Seer, realizing: Please don't throw-
Light/Tulip: Whee! *throws a stick of butter*
S.Cliff: It's quick, it's easy, and it's free: pouring river water in your socks!
Soren: Why would I do that?
S.Cliff: It's quick, it's easy, and it's free!
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