~Part 21~

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Void: Clownery. Tomfoolery. Absolute fuckery, I am going to revoke your life privileges.

Pheonix/Reaper: This can't get any worse. Can it?
Prof.Red: Sure it can - just give me a minute.

Red: Do you feel any better?
Yellow: I feel much better now that you here with me.
*Rose walks in*
Yellow: I feel half better.

Colle, holding an unconscious Seer: Oh no. Please don't be dead.

Steve Leader/M: If anyone needs me, then fuck off.

Prof.Red: Sometimes I wonder if I'm hearing voices.
Prof.Red: Then I remember that's the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time.

Red: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Yellow: Mine just says "Yellow no."
Red: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

Yellow: Can we talk? One 10 to another?
Red: I'm an 11, but continue.

Red: Watcha got there..?
Yellow: *petting a ostrich* A smoothie.

Seer: I want to be like a caterpillar.
Red: Explain.
Seer: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful.
Steve Leader/M: You know they have a lifespan of a week, right?
Seer:
Seer: That's just another highlight!

Seer: Time sensitive question how flirt boy.
Colle: Throw rocks at he.
Cliff: Hot Dogs.
Corrupt: Kill him.
Seer: Thanks guys.

Yellow: Just say when.
Void: When.
Yellow: I-
Yellow: Now or later?
Void: Oh.

Prof.Red: I can't do this, it's against my moral compass.
Corrupt: YOUR MORAL COMPASS IS A ROULETTE WHEEL!
Prof.Red: ...Your point?

Rose: What makes you think it's okay to watch Hannibal given its subject matter?
Red: Sometimes, I watch television shows for entertainment purposes.
Yellow: Because I condone murder and cannibalism.

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