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Reaper/Pheonix: Why would you do that?

Tulip/Light: Because I feel guilty.

Cassian : Guilt is a trick emotion. It's put there by your parents to stop you from doing things that feel good.

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Ellie: I've been sleeping so little the past few nights that when I go to the alarm app, I click on the "power nap" button. I don't set up alarms, I set up timers, Y.Leader.

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Y.Leader: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.

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Soren: If I fall down these stairs, I'm just going to lay down and accept my fate.

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Seer: Yo! I heard you like reptiles, got any fun facts?

Toxin: If a crocodile eats your dad, they become your new dad.

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Seer: *slowly pushes a cannon into a 17th century bank* Okay everyone, be cool. This is a robbery.

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Yellow: I am not a whore, and, not that I've done the math, but, if I were, I'd be the super classy kind that gets flown to Dubai to stay in an underwater hotel.

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Rose: I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

(Someone Kidnaps Light/Tulip)

Rose:

Rose: Who wants to die today-

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SteveLeader: Don't you have any dignity, Reaper/Pheonix?

Reaper/Pheonix: Uh, no.

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Cliff: Hello friends!

The Squad:

Cliff: You might be wondering why I'm taped to the ceiling

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Louis: That sounds like a terrible plan.

Light: Oh, we've had worse.

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Louis: Yellow, I have a question.

Yellow: What is it, Louis?

Louis: What color is an orange?

Yellow: Louis, you bonehead! Its color is the same as its name. Just like a lemon.

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Cliff: If you water water, it grows.

Red: ...What.

Prof.Red: They've got a point.

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Red: I am in charge of this disaster!

Yellow: I have a name, you know.

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Yellow: This is getting embarrassing.

Red: Getting? We're already there!

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Toxin: Anyone d-

Ellie: Depressed?

Red: Drained?

Reaper/Pheonix: Dumb?

Yellow: Disliked?

Toxin: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people...

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Rose: Just be yourself. Say something nice.

Reaper/Pheonix: Which one? I can't do both.

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Prof.Red: I want a bf.

V.Leader: Do you mean best friend, boyfriend or bread feast? Because you're being really vague here.

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SteveLeader: When I die I want Light to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time.

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Prof.Red: I lost Y.Leader.

Cliff: How did you LOSE Y.Leader?!

Prof.Red: To be fair, they are very small.

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Ellie: When I was your age-

TFC, mocking Ellie: When I was your height.

Ellie:

Ellie: Listen here you little shit-

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Reaper/Pheonix: Last night I found out Prof.Red is a sleep talker.

Proxima: Oh, really?

Reaper/Pheonix: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am.


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