~Part 69~

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Prof.Red: How do you connect with a fictional character?

TFC: What?

Light/tulip: What?

Pheonix/Reaper: What?

S.Cliff: *pulls up a 500 slide presentation* I'm glad you asked.

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Seer: What does a winner do when life gives them lemons?

Toxin: Um, make lemonade?

Seer: No, they squeeze them right back into life's eyes!

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Toxin: Watcha doin?

Void: Stealing my neighbour's cat.

Toxin: Scandalous.

Toxin: Can I help?

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Steve Leader/M: Why is it so hard for you to believe me?!

S.Cliff: ...

Steve Leader/M: Oh, right. The lying.

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Void: Mint is just cold spicy.

The Squad: ...

Louis: What the actual fuck is wrong with you.

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Pink Leader: Question, how difficult would it be to bowl in a bee suit?

Void: Not that hard, I don't think, as long as you can move.

Nightmare: I'd assume as hard as it is to bowl in a maid outfit.

Nightmare: Wouldn't be any harder, but you'd get some WEIRD looks.

Rose: Are. Are you speaking from experience.

Nightmare: No!

Nightmare:

Nightmare: ....Maybe.

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Pheonix/Reaper: Why did you leave Wrestlemania on for the cats?

Light/Tulip: They need to learn how to protect themselves.

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Prof.Red: I made tea.

Red: I don't want tea.

Prof.Red: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea.

Red: Then why did you tell me?

Prof.Red: It's a conversation starter.

Red: It's a horrible conversation starter.

Prof.Red: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.

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