~Part 47~

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Nightmare: We have a problem.

Red: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

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Seer: I'm yet to properly begin my history notes BUT!!!! I got 100% on a quiz about european countries so who's the REAL winner here.

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Light/tulip: We're going to a candy store?!

Steve Leader/M: No! It's nighttime, candy stores are closed.

Nightmare: We're gonna ROB a candy store?!?!

Steve Leader/M, sighing: No

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*The squad has just arrived in a new city. Corrupt looks around at the wanted posters to see if they're on any of them.*

Nightmare: Corrupt , are you a criminal?

Corrupt : Not here, I'm not!

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Yellow: Look, I know we don't always see eye to eye but—

Red: Thats because your too short to do so.

Yellow: ...Listen here you fucking—

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Violet Leader: Bitches be like "he's my right hand man" JUST SAY HE'S YOUR BEST FRIEND. SAY IT.

Toxin: Violet Leader have you considered that maybe right hand man sounds cooler and has more homoerotic subtext?

Violet Leader: Violet Leader has reconsidered. You're right.

Yellow: Finally, an example of productive discourse and growth.

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Soren after Finding Out that Light/Tulip was alive: Be right back, gonna hit the toilet for a quick power sob.

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TFC: I do two things and two things only. I devastate sorry motherfuckers, and get shit done as an awesome leader.

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Rose: The results are in, I'm afraid you have updog...

V: What's updog?

Rose: Seer! Get in here, I told you I could do it!

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