Toxin: Ok, first of all, what the fuck?
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Violet Leader: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun.
Violet Leader: That's why I own TEN guns.
Violet Leader: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.
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Corrupt : Is this mistletoe?
Seer: Uh, no, no, that is basil.
Corrupt : Too bad cause if it was mistletoe I was gonna kiss you.
Seer: Yeah, no, it's still basil.
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Light/tulip: And what do I get out of this?
Soren: I will give you a dollar.
Light/tulip: What do you think I am? A chump? I would never do it for a dollar!
Soren: How bout two dollars?
Light/tulip: You got yourself a deal.
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TFC: Hey, Pheonix/Reaper, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?
Pheonix/Reaper: Yeah.
TFC: And you, Prof.Red?
Prof.Red: Umm... yes?
TFC: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!
Prof.Red: Did they just-
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S.Cliff: You have friends and I envy that.
Soren: You're welcome to share my friends.
S.Cliff: *looks at Seer and Colle*
S.Cliff: I don't want those.
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Nightmare: Why don't we just call it, "M.C. Donald's?"
S.Cliff: Because it just sounds like a stupid rapper's name.
Light/tulip: It'd just be like- "Eyo, it's ya boy, M.C. Donald!"
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Nightmare: How are you gonna carve a gigantic pumpkin?
TSE: The same way I make onion rings!
TSE: *grabs a chainsaw*
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