~Part 43~

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Light/tulip: I love you.

Toxin, not paying attention: What was that?

Light/tulip: I said I'm selling you to the zOo-

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TSE: Here are two pictures. One of them is your bedroom, and the other is a garbage dumpster. Can you tell which is which?

Cliff:

Cliff: This one is the dumpster.

TSE: They're both your bedroom.

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TFC: *spins around in chair ominously* I've been expecting y- *chair continues to spin* shit *tries to stop spinning* shit *tries to grab a table to stop spinning* sHIT *falls out of chair*

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Steve Leader/M (brainstorming ideas for pranking Nightmare): How much could a serial killer mask possibly cost?

Prof.Red: Well it's hard to find a high-quality one made out of leather or silicone, but if you did find a good one like that it'd be a couple thousands of dollars. I can try to hook you up with one but I don't know if I'd be very successful.

Steve Leader/M: Huh, that's pretty interesting actually- Wait, how the hell do you know that?

Prof.Red: ...I am very passionate about Halloween, Steve Leader/M.

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*at a zoo*

Void: What are they in for?

Yellow: Void, this isn't prison.

Void: So they can leave?

Yellow: No, but-

Void, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

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Steve Leader/M: What's wrong?

Red: I have to write a whole paragraph for school.

Steve Leader/M: That's not so bad; I write entire books.

Red: Yeah, but this has to be good.

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