Red: I've met a lot of pricks in my time, but you, Corrupt , are a fucking cactus.
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Pheonix/Reaper: Okay happy campers! If you were a fruit what would you be and why?
Steve Leader/M: I'd be a tomato because no one accepts me as part of the group.
Pheonix/Reaper: ...
Steve Leader/M: ...
Pheonix/Reaper: OKAY HAPPY CAMPERS-
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Seer: If you think I'm playing favorites, you're wrong. I love all of you equally!
Seer, earlier: I don't care for Cliff.
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TFC: Hand me the people opener.
Void: ...
Void: Pardon?
TFC, annoyed: The g! Just hand it to me!
Void, stressed: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER?
TFC: How do you not know what a people opener is? Its pointy- you know? With a handle?
Void: Knife. It's called a knife.
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Police: You're under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.
Toxin, with Red and Steve Leader/M behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!
Police: Yes...three.
Toxin: Oh, my God— What the fuck!?
Police: Wha-
Toxin: Seer FUCKING FELL OFF!
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TFC: Do not come over to my house. If the house is on fire you may knock once, if I don't answer assume I set the fire and I want to burn to death.
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Yellow: Prof.Red isn't answering my messages.
Pheonix/Reaper: Allow me.
Yellow: I tried 6 times, what makes you thi-
Prof.Red: *replying to message* Hello.
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TFC: Valentines Day? I'm ready. *Sprays an entire can of AXE body spray on themselves*
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