Ruined Reality Incorrect Quotes

~Part 3~

*The Squad with cigarettes*
Steve Leader/M: I smoke regularly.
Soren: I smoke sparingly.
Cliff: I smoked once, but I didn't care for it.
Prof.Red: I've never smoked, but the idea intrigues me.
Seer: I've never smoked, and I refuse to do so.
Light/Tulip: What's a cigarette?

Cliff: Guys, there's a monster under my bed and it's really ugly.
Toxin, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

Prof.Red: *slams books down in front of Louis*
Prof.Red: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It's gonna be a long night.
Louis: You could of said literally anything else.
Prof.Red: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.
Louis: I'm going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won't win. I realize this now.

Seer: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.
Yellow: Screw that, I'm not kissing any of you.
*Red walks in*
Yellow: Fine, I'll do it. Rules are rules you know.

Toxin: Void, I have a couple of words to say to you.
Soren: Please let those two words be "I'm sorry."
Prof.Red: I'm ready with the bleep button if not.

Red: I feel so burnt out.
Cliff: Don't worry, it'll be over soon.
Red: Are you gonna... assassinate me?
Cliff: Well not if you're expecting it.

Seer: This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me!
Cliff: Oh-? Even more humiliating than-
Seer: We are not doing this!

Toxin: :)
Louis: >:(
Toxin: Turn that frown upside down!
Louis: ):<
Toxin: Not sure what I was expecting...

Light/Tulip: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone's cheeks, look into their eyes...
Light/Tulip: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.
Prof.Red: ...That took an unexpected turn.
Rose: So did their neck.

Cliff: Sometimes, I don't realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.