~Part 72~

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Toxin: I've organized your messages into three categories.

Toxin: "From Rose"

Toxin: "Death Threats"

Toxin: and "Death Threats From Rose"

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Colle: Sleep is the body's best safety mechanism.

Red: How so?

Colle: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.

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Violet Leader: Be kind. Everyone is fighting their own battles.

Pheonix/Reaper: Why would I be kind? I will be brutal and relentless and ride into battle by their side!

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TFC: What do you do when someone offers you drugs?

Corrupt: Take them!

Toxin: Punch them in the neck!

Yellow Leader/Nightmare: Say thank you!

Pheonix/Reaper: Offer them more drugs to assert dominance!

TFC: ...

TFC: No.

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Professor Red: You know, sometimes dandelions remind me of Yellow.

Steve Leader: Aww, is it because they're like a little sunshine, spreading light and hope everywhere?

Professor Red: What? Gross, no, it's because they're like a weed that you can't get rid of!

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Light/Tulip: Rose and I were crossing the street, and this man drove by and honked at us.

S.Cliff: What did you do?

Light/Tulip: They chased him to the next red light, and reached into his window, and-

Rose: *walking in* Who wants a steering wheel?

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TFC: I just wanted to say that over the years, I have come to regard you as... people I met.

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Toxin, looking at their reflection: Now, that's rubbish. Who's that supposed to be?

Cliff: Well, that's you.

Toxin: Me?! Is that what I look like?

Cliff: You don't know?

Toxin: Busy day.

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S.Cliff: How has life been treating you lately?

Pink Leader: Horribly.

(He Tried giving Professor Red Therapy-)

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Void: FUCK THE CHAIR. PARDON ME FOR MAKING MYSELF COMFORTABLE DURING A SINCERE HEART TO HEART DISCUSSION WITH A DEAR FRIEND IN NEED!

Void: BUT THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO CEASE STRADDLING THIS DEEPLY OFFENSIVE PIECE OF FURNITURE! AWAY WITH YE, FOUR LEGGED TEMPTRESS! DISTRACT US NO MORE WITH THE MOST BASIC AND UTILITARIAN FORM OF COMFORT YOU SUPPLY!

Corrupt: Void just threw a tantrum about a chair.

Corrupt: I just won Void Tantrum Bingo.

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Yellow: You don't deserve me.

Violet Leader: At your worst or your best?

Yellow: I don't have a worst.

Violet Leader: Because you're already at your worst?


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