Soren: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Cliff: This knife is actually a magic wand.
Yellow: Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel.
Red: *cocks gun* Magic missile.
Steve Leader/M: What the fuck is wrong with you people.
Void, spraying a melted cutting board with a tiny water gun: We gotta cool this bitch down. Cool it down.
Yellow: I actually just put the cutting board in the oven...
Cliff, visibly confused: Okay, so they decided to put the cutting board in the oven?
Void, spraying Yellow: You FUCKING DUMBASS!
Yellow: Dude, I forgot-
Void: OH MY FUCKING GOD! We're trying to make Chicken Alfredo right now, and you fucking MELT the cutting board in the oven at 400 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT!?
Light/Tulip: *Watching in complete confusion while trying to process this whole situation.*
Red: Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.
Prof.Red: But what if something else happens just this one time.
Red: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?!
Prof.Red: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
Red: Oh...
Rose, from across the room: I don't understand how you keep forgetting that.
Void: Ducks are better than rabbits.
Seer: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks.
Colle: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey.
Seer: We're not talking about flavour, Colle!
Colle: Flavour counts!
Seer: Who carries around a duck's foot for good luck? Anyone?
Corrupt: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I'll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who's cozier?
Seer: Okay, but-
Corrupt: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO'S COZIER?
Colle: Then why don't we take a rabbit, a duck, stick 'em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out!
Seer: BECAUSE IT'S ILLEGAL, COLLE!
Colle: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, SEER!
Void: I- Jesus-
Seer: We either die free, or die trying!
Soren: Are those the only choices?
Void: Seer? What are you doing here?
Seer, wearing a hawaiian shirt, sunglasses and holding a gatorade: My best.
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