~Part 31~

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Void: It's nice to be wanted, you know?
Seer: Not by the law!

Light/Tulip: Wow, this parking is as straight as I am.
Void: I know I should be focused on the fact that you just came out, but HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY PARKING!

Corrupt: *casually taking four stairs at a time*
S.Cliff, falling behind, taking two stairs at a time: Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fu-

Red: What are y'all's favorite things to wake up to?
Light/Tulip: Breakfast in bed!
Toxin: Emails from AO3!
Prof.Red: My favorite thing to wake up to is not waking up at all.
Prof.Red: The screams of my enemies are a close second though.

Prof.Red: Hey I got you food, pick a number between 1 and 10.
Yellow: Uh 4?
Prof.Red: Wrong, no food for you.
Yellow: Wait what?! WHY?! PROF.RED PLEASE—!

Seer: I truly hate it here <3
Corrupt: Now replace "it" with "women". Not so funny now, is it?
Void: Now replace "it" with "women". Not so funny now, is women?
Yellow: Now replace "funny" with "women". Not so women now, is funny?
Toxin: I'm having a fucking stroke.
Void: Now replace "stroke" with "baby". Congratulations!

S.Cliff: iuegrukfhoeuhfeoruhf
Light/Tulip: What is that?
S.Cliff: it's a keyboard smash
Light/Tulip: How do I do it?
S.Cliff: just press anything
Light/Tulip: 7

Toxin: Colle ain't the problem this year.
Corrupt: When are you gonna get it? Colle is ALWAYS the problem.

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