~Part 42~

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Void: The best way to gain someone's undying loyalty is by saving them from a perilous situation.

TFC: So you're just gonna wait until Cliff is in danger and save them?

Void: Of course not, I'm going to create a situation that puts them in danger and then save them.

TFC: ...

TFC: You're insane.

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Toxin: What can therapy do for me that screaming in my car for 30 minutes can't?

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TFC: You were wise to seek help from the world's most deadly weapon.

TFC: It's me.

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S.Cliff: May luck (and this picture of Violet Leader eating shredded cheese at 3 in the morning) be with you.

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Pink Leader: My aesthetic is "would be suspected of witchcraft by small town citizens."

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Seer: I'm having salad for dinner!

Pink Leader:

Seer: Well, fruit salad.

Seer: Actually, it's mostly grapes.

Pink Leader:

Seer: Okay, it's all grapes.

Seer: Fermented grapes.

Pink Leader:

Seer:

Pink Leader:

Seer: It's wine.

Seer: I'm having wine for dinner.

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Light/tulip: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.

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Colle: I feel like everyone on this island is suspicious, Louis. Except you!

Louis: But Colle, I think you're suspicious!

Colle: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Yellow: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car?

Prof.Red: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Pheonix/Reaper, deer!"

Yellow: ...And what did Pheonix/Reaper do?

Prof.Red: ...They said "Yes, Honey?"

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