~Part 56~

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Toxin: You can take away my rights, but can you take away my lefts?

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Rose: What do you all intend on majoring in?

Toxin: Respecting women.

Prof.Red: Minecraft.

Yellow: Criminal justice and psychology.

Seer: I'm terrified that I'll lock myself into an interest that I'll no longer be passionate about in a few years like all the other areas of study I've pursued over my life!

S.Cliff: Minecraft as well.

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Violet Leader: Why would I flip my shit about that?

Colle: Because you flip your shit about everything.

Violet Leader: Well, will you look at this. Here is my shit, and yet it remains unflipped. Just sitting there on the skillet, getting burned on one side. It's a miracle.

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Colle: Well please don't let TSE do anything stupid...

Cliff: Stupid by my standards or yours?

Colle:

Colle: Stupid by my mother's standards.

Cliff: Smart. TSE will live longer.

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Cliff: We got a free day now. What do you wanna do? Eat? Sleep? Nap? Snack?

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Soren: Who do we know that has handcuffs?

Red: Well Yellow and I-

Yellow: *elbows Colle*

Red:...wouldn't know.

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Steve Leader/M: When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Steve Leader/M lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the person who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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Yellow: Am I going to far?

Violet Leader: No, no, no. You went too far about 7 hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

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