Corrupt: Gatekeep, girlboss, and what's the other one again?
Seer: There isn't another one. You're crazy.
Pheonix/Reaper: You're not gonna shoot a puppy, are you Void!?
Void: Yeah, in the face, why?
Louis, shooing Prof.Red away: Can you go be depressed over there? You're bumming out my whole area.
*Colle sends more than 5 messages in a row*
Colle: I ain't reading all that.
Colle: I'm happy for you tho.
Colle: Or sorry that happened.
Colle: Reverse tooth fairy where you leave money under your pillow and the tooth fairy comes and leaves you a bunch of teeth.
Louis: Why?
Colle, shaking a bag of teeth: Just because.
Prof.Red: I don't know, it's not my cup of tea.
Cliff: Well then whose is it?
Prof.Red, staring at a cup of tea: I don't know!
Corrupt: Void, my old friend!
Void: I think you tried to kill me at some point.
Corrupt: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.
Prof.Red: Cliff, you need to calm down.
Cliff, slamming their fists on the table: BUT HOW CAN IT BE "BIRTHDAY CAKE" FLAVOR IF A BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR?!
Seer: What's two plus two?
Cliff: Math.
Seer: ...I will accept that answer.
*Prof.Red is speaking on the phone*
Prof.Red: Yeah, I'm with Red.
Red: Im fucking dying-
Prof.Red: Yep, they're okay.
Red: I have a knife in my chest!
Prof.Red: No, they can't talk right now. They're sleeping, sorry.
Red: IM BLEEDING OUT-
Yellow: Red, you love me, right?
Red: Normally I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won't like.
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