~Part 34~

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TSE: *dangling from a rope over a pit of fire* Remember when I said I'd tell you when we're in too deep?
Rose: Yes?
TSE: We're in too deep.

Seer, at Void 's funeral: I need a moment with them.
Everyone: Of course. *They leave*
Seer, leaning over Void ′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you're not dead.
Void : Yeah, no shit.

Nightmare: Everything will be ok. You can not stop it.
Nightmare: Everything will be fine. You have no choice.
Red: What the fuck kind of pep talk is that?
Nightmare: Ominous positivity.

Red: What's with the new hat?
Yellow: Oh, this? It's nothing.
S.Cliff: It's the loudest nothing I ever saw.
Rose: Yellow, you just can't mosey in here with a brand-new hat and act like you're not wearing a brand-new hat.
Yellow: Look, I'm trying something new, okay? Just take it easy.
Corrupt : He's right, guys. Come on, let's not go down this path. It's ugly... Kinda like that hat–
Yellow: I got this from a nice store!
Red: What store? The one before you exit the Al Capone Museum?
Toxin, entering the room: What's up, Yellow? Did you just finish Bling Ring-ing
Bruno Mars' closet?
Yellow: I'm being brave, okay? You guys are sheep. You may want to take a long, hard look in the mirror.
Toxin: Better us than you. You look like a park ranger from a cartoon.
Yellow: Red, do you think the hat looks bad?
Red: Oh, uh, me? Um, I... I wouldn't say it was bad. Like, I think it's just different, like something you would wear in Indiana... Jones and the Temple of Bad Hats.

Seer, barging in: Syphilis!
Pink Leader:
Seer:
Pink Leader: Pardon?

Yellow: I learned a valuable lesson from this.
Violet Leader: I'm guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lesson you actually should've taken away...
Yellow: DEATH ISN'T REAL AND I AM BASICALLY GOD!

Soren: Are you alright?
Nightmare: Short answer or long answer?
Soren: Short?
Nightmare: No.
Soren: Long?
Nightmare: Nooooooo.

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