Ruined Reality Incorrect Quotes

~Part 27~

Corrupt: I got an idea!
S.Cliff: Does it involve breaking the law?
Corrupt: By now don't you think that's a given?
S.Cliff: I was just trying to be optimistic.
Corrupt: Don't bother.

Void: You know what? Let's give it a go. What's the worst that could happen?
S.Cliff: Humiliation, embarrassment, fire, explosions, collisions, tears, nudity and death.

Void: Hey, you want a tarot reading?
Louis: Those are Pokemon cards.
Void: You got a magikarp.
Louis: ...
Void: It means 'fuck you'.

*Squad is playing Among Us*
Toxin: I believe Soren is innocent, I was with them the whole time. Void, what were you doing?
Void: Oh, I was just murdering... I mean, nothing!

Corrupt: Would you like your pizza cut into six or eight slices, Toxin?
Toxin: Oh just six, I don't think I could eat eight.

Yellow: It's Christmas! Are you all in a Christmas mood?!
Prof.Red: Merry crisis.
Seer: Jingle bells, jingle bells, single all the way.
Louis: Hoe hoe hoe.
Yellow: Guys, please.

S.Cliff: Can we get a birthday cake?
Cliff: It's not your birthday.
S.Cliff: The cake won't know!

Seer: You'd be stupid to lay a hand on me.
Colle: Oh, you'd be surprised how much stupid shit I do.

Toxin: We all have our demons.
Red, grabbing Yellow: This one's mine!

*at the supermarket*
Toxin: All right, the last item on the list is "virgin oil."
Toxin:
Toxin: Wow. Imagine being an item and still being called a virgin.

Toxin: I WOULD DESTROY THE WORLD FOR YOU!
Light/Tulip: Okay, can you do the dishes?
Toxin: No!

Toxin: Are you tall enough to play basketball though?
Light/Tulip: Are you calling me short?
Toxin: I'm calling you vertically challenged.