~Part 36~

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Light/tulip: Do you take constructive criticism?

TFC: Not without crying

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TFC: Who hurt you?

Light/tulip: *snorting* What, do you want a list?

TFC: ...Yes, actually.

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Corrupt : I don't mean to be rude—

Toxin: Yet, sadly, accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often.

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Void, talking about Corrupt: WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH THEM AND I SAID "OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD" AND GUESS WHAT? THEY DID. THEY KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO.

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TFC: I don't know, this plan seems complicated.

Light/tulip: You once said that about an orange.

TFC: They don't make sense. Apples, you eat their clothes but oranges you don't.

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Toxin, looking at a dead phone: How do we bring this thing back to life? Magic? Live sacrifice? I know a guy in town-

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Corrupt : The real treasure was the memories we made along the way.

Cliff: I almost died.

Corrupt : That... was my favorite memory.

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Nightmare: I found a note in one of my old word .docs that said Note to self: Get revenge on Cliff.

Nightmare: Except I couldn't remember what I was supposed to get revenge for.

Nightmare: But I trusted my own judgment, so I went with it.

Cliff: Hmm... I don't know what you were supposed to get revenge for, either.

Nightmare: I can only assume you got what was coming to you. Not 100 percent sure, though.

Cliff: Well, whatever I did, I guess I deserved it.

Nightmare: Let that possibly be a lesson to you.


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