~Part 84~

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Cliff: Prof.Red, why does your bucket list have 'Die' on it?

Prof.Red: So I can die feeling at least a little bit accomplished.

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Red: Can you cut me some slack, Yellow? I'm sort of in love.

Yellow: I'm sorry, but that's really not my problem.

Red: I'm in love with you.

Yellow: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.

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Prof.Red: You're alive.

Yellow: No need to sound so disappointed.

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Cliff: Hello, McDonald's, I would like to purchase 130 chicken nuggets. Prepare yourselves.

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TFC: I hope no one lowkey hates me.

TFC: Highkey hate me. Hate me with every fiber of your being.

TFC: Go big or go home.

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Prof.Red: And if you have any suggestions, please put them in the suggestion box.

SteveLeader: That's a trash can.

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P.Leader: SteveLeader's amazing at concentrating. Once they start reading, the only way they'll notice you is if you take their book away. Not even if you hit them or shake them!

Seer: That was them ignoring you.

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Toxin: It is 6:09 .

Toxin: I am wondering why I'm still alive.

Toxin: Send Wendy's.

Reaper/Pheonix: The whole restaurant?!

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Cassian : You're insane!

TFC: Sure I am, what's your point?

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Red: You know, Yellow, when you generalize, you tell general... lies.

Yellow: ...

Yellow: Are you trying to teach me moral lessons through puns.

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Void and Reaper/Pheonix: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire*

Void: We need an adult!

Reaper/Pheonix: Void, you are an adult!

Void: We need an adultier adult! Get Rose!

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Police Officer: You have the right to remain silent.

Yellow: I choose to waive that right!

Yellow: *screaming*

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