Ruined Reality Incorrect Quotes

~Part 26~

Cliff: I met this person on tinder and asked for their last name. They sent it to me and went "Doing a little background check? You might find out I'm a murderer, just ignore that" with a kissy wink emoji. Alright so I good sense of humour.
Cliff: I looked them up, they were a murderer.

Red: I feel like doing something stupid.
Yellow: I'm stupid, do me.
Red:... What?

Corrupt: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
Void: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

Yellow: Oh shoot!
Yellow: Excuse my vulgarity.
Rose: I'll let it slide.

Corrupt: Never gonna make you cry!
Void: Never gonna say goodbye!
Corrupt: Never gonna tell a lie—
Cliff: I will hurt you.

Void: You tricked me!
Seer: I deceived you. 'Trick' makes it sound like we have a friendly relationship.

Yellow: Legend says that when you can't sleep, it means you're awake in someone else's dreams.
Yellow: When I find out who you are, I'm going to punch you in the face.

Toxin: You're insane!
Corrupt: Sure I am, what's your point?

Void: Try not to roll your eyes at me.
Colle: I don't have pupils.

Seer: Hey, what have you two been up to?
Yellow: We were helping Louis write their vows, but they kicked us out because Void was making inappropriate suggestions.
Void: How is "Corrupt, I love your sweet ass" inappropriate?

Soren: Raisins. It's nature's candy.