Yellow: And what do we say when someone refuses your offer?
Void: Suck it, boomer!
Yellow: I don't know who "Boomer" is, but no.
Yellow: Hey, Pheonix/Reaper. Why did the chicken cross the road?
Pheonix/Reaper: To get to the other side?
Yellow: You were supposed to say "I dunno, why?"
Pheonix/Reaper: Uh... fine. I don't know. Why did it cross the road?
Yellow: To get to the idiot's house.
Pheonix/Reaper: ...Ok?
Red: Hey, Pheonix/Reaper. Knock knock.
Pheonix/Reaper: No.
Red: You were supposed to say "who's there?"
Pheonix/Reaper: Fine... let's get this over with. Who's there?
Red: The chicken.
Pheonix/Reaper:
Red:
Yellow:
Pheonix/Reaper: Listen here you little shits-
*Colle and Louis are texting*
Colle: Who are you? Someone changed the names in my phone.
Louis: What did they change my name to?
Colle: Chosen One.
Louis: Don't change it back.
Colle: BUT WHO ARE YOU?!?!
Louis: I'm the chosen one.
Soren: ...I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something.
Cliff, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?
Void: And I'd love to be sorry for that, but we all know I've done much, much worse.
Red: Good night.
Corrupt: Sleep tight.
Prof.Red: Don't let the bedbugs crawl up to your ear and whisper threatening things that make you question yourself.
Seer: Great, now Yellow's crying.
Corrupt: You have to apologize to Steve Leader/M!
Toxin: Fine!
Toxin: Unfuck you, or whatever!
Seer: Is it just me or is instant ramen even better uncooked?
Soren: It's just you.
Toxin: Void, you know how much I love you...
Void: Whaddya want?
Toxin: A partner with some GODDAMN EMOTIONAL AVAILABILTY!
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