Soren: You call it "really bad at darts", I call it "freestyle acupuncture."
Bartender: ...I'm going to have to ask you to leave the bar.
Cliff: Wow, I feel happy and I'm having so much fun!
Cliff:
Cliff: *narrows eyes* Something's wrong here.
Prof.Red: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?
Colle: Can everyone in this godforsaken group please learn the skill called "Think Before You Speak"?
Cliff: Ya know... it might be.
Yellow: I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver.
Yellow: When it hits a corner perfect, I'm allowed one good idea.
Void: She's the girl of my dreams!
Colle: You say every girl is the girl of your dreams.
Void: I have a lot of dreams.
Cliff: Just be yourself. Say something nice.
Prof.Red: Which one? I can't do both.
Colle: Guys, Yellow is missing.
Prof.Red: Good.
Steve Leader/M: I'm going to hell.
Light/Tulip: Probably.
Steve Leader/M: I'll pick you up?
Light/Tulip: *nodding* Carpool.
Corrupt: This is a safety pin.
*cuts off end*
Corrupt: It is now a danger pin.
Prof.Red: Did you buy eggs like I asked
Light/Tulip: Even better!
Prof.Red: What the Fudge did you-
Light/Tulip: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.
Light/Tulip: Hey Red, do you have any hobbies?
Red: Swimming..
Light/Tulip: Really? That's cool. I never expected you to-
Red: In a pool of self hatred and regret.
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