Toxin: Hey, quick question. How petty am I allowed to be?
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Y.Leader, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea?
Yellow: Tea.
Y.Leader: Wrong. It's coffee.
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Cassian : You're jealous.
SteveLeader: Jealous?
Cassian : That's why you were being so negative about this.
SteveLeader: That's absurd. I'm always negative.
(Yes I'm Bringing Cassian/The Purple Leader into This :3)
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Void: Now, if I may speak for good-looking people everywhere...
Reaper/Pheonix: Only as their rodeo clown.
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Toxin: Croissants: dropped
Louis: Road: works ahead
Y.Leader: BBQ sauce: on my titties
SteveLeader: Shavacado: fre
Cliff: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
TFC:
TFC: ...I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
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V.Leader: We have to plan, we have to figure something out.
P.Leader: V.Leader, when have any of our plans ever actually worked? We plan, we get there, all hell breaks loose.
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SteveLeader: *clicks pen*
Cassian : *clicks pen in response*
Void: Stop that.
SteveLeader: Stop what?
Void: You're talking about me in Morse code!
SteveLeader: Yes, that's what we doing. In our very limited time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you. Congrats, you figured us out!
*later*
Cassian , to TFC: That's actually exactly what we were doing.
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Tulip/Light: Wow, I really think I would've gotten along with young Yellow!
Yellow: I know. That's why I decided to change everything about my life.
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Cassian : Dearly Beloved, we are here today to remember Seer, taken from us in the prime of life; when they were crushed by a runaway semi, driven by the Incredible Hulk.
Seer: Aww, you knew my favorite cause of death.
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Void: Okay, if we can't do it by sheer force, we'll do it my way.
Yellow: But your way is sheer force!
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*Yellow falls through the ceiling, landing near Red*
Yellow: Hey, Red!
Red: Hey, Yellow!
Yellow: ...that hurt.
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