Y.Leader: Do you know that we are made out of atoms?
Y.Leader: And atoms never touch each other.
Y.Leader: So in my defense, officer. I did not punch this kid.
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*Reaper/Pheonix is crying after a breakup*
Prof.Red: There there, Reaper/Pheonix.
Reaper/Pheonix, still crying: Thanks, but how did you get into my room?
Prof.Red: Great question—
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Y.Leader: THEY COME SEASONALLY!
Y.Leader: THEY COME EVERY YEAR!
Louis: What- Cassian , are they drunk again-
Y.Leader: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE I GO!
Y.Leader: WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
Cassian : What does WHAT mean?
Cliff, who is the only one who knows what Y.Leader is talking about: I mean, when you found one in the bathroom-
Louis: WHAT THE FUCK DID Y.LEADER FIND IN THE BATHROOM?
Y.Leader: I'M TELLING YOU LIKE- LIKE IN THE SWIMMING POOL-
Y.Leader: IN L.A.
Y.Leader: EVERYWHERE I GO, THE DUCKS COME TO ME!
Louis and Cassian : Oh, for fuCKS SAKE Y.LEADER-
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Cassian : I'm sorry. Please talk to me.
Tulip/Light:
Cassian : Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure?
Tulip/Light: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my fucking M&Ms.
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Louis: I hope you have an explanation for this.
Y.Leader: We have three, actually!
Rose: Pick your favorite.
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TFC: How do you tell someone their breath stinks?
Prof.Red: Hey, I'm bored, let's drink mouthwash.
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Red: Yellow and I are no longer friends.
Yellow: RED THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE'RE DATING!
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Cliff: I'm the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room.
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Cassian : Prof.Red, you're offered 500,000 dollars, but, if you accept it, the person you hate the most in the world gets 1,000,000 dollars. Would you take it?
Prof.Red: Of course! I mean, why wouldn't I want 1,500,000 dollars?
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Seer: Question, how difficult would it be to bowl in a bee suit?
Cliff: Not that hard, I don't think, as long as you can move.
Red: I'd assume as hard as it is to bowl in a maid outfit.
Red: Wouldn't be any harder, but you'd get some WEIRD looks.
Ellie: Are. Are you speaking from experience.
Red: No!
Red:
Red: ....Maybe.
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