~Part 30~

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Seer: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Steve Leader/M?
Steve Leader/M: No.
S.Cliff: I do!
Seer: I know, S.Cliff.
S.Cliff: I'm sad.
Seer: I know, S.Cliff.

Soren: You didn't cry when bambi's mother died?!
Cliff, sarcastically: Yes, it was very sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer.

Yellow: Come, Red. Prof.Red doesn't want to talk to us right now. They're just too polite to say it.

Seer: *Laughs* Babe, you had a crush on me? That's embarrassing—
Colle: We're married.

*Cliff is talking about their past*
Cliff: I guess it was that day I came home to a cold, empty house, devoid of light and love, and I knew then that my sorrows would only grow.
Colle: Cliff, this is the saddest life story I have ever heard! And you haven't even covered the teen years!
S.Cliff: Oh, I'm sure it gets better!
Cliff: Ha! No, at eleven, things really took a turn for the worst.

*Cliff is crying after a breakup*
Prof.Red: There there, Cliff.
Cliff, still crying: Thanks, but how did you get into my room?
Prof.Red: Great question—

Yellow: I know this isn't going to end well and I don't care. So don't you try and stop me, S.Cliff!
S.Cliff: I wasn't stopping you. I was asking if you had a spare camera so I can record this.

Toxin: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.
S.Cliff: Weight loss? Drink water.
Soren: Clear skin? Drink water.
Prof.Red: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.

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