~Part 65~

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Steve Leader/M, on the phone: I better go...kay, call me later... byeeee!

Louis: Friend of Yours?

Steve Leader/M: Nope, wrong number.

Louis: ???

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Colle: Evil never sleeps!

Toxin: But ugly gets plenty of rest.

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Red: Oh, fiddlesticks.

Prof.Red: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.

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Steve Leader/M: And what did we learn, Nightmare?

Nightmare: Tackling someone isn't the correct response to being asked a simple question.

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TSE: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it's doing to your body.

Nightmare: Pfff, getting rid of the rust, idiot.

TSE: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!

Yellow: Hmm... I've been drinking soda and my body's rust free... not sure where you're getting your facts from...

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Cliff: I don't think the therapist is supposed to say 'wow' that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.

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Red: Could you be anymore annoying?

Yellow: Yes.

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Void: Present your best argument for eating bacon.

TFC: If animals don't want to be eaten, then why are they made of food?

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Rose: I am going to need you to swear-

TFC: Fuck.

Rose:

Rose: ...swear as in promise.

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Soren: When I see initials carved into a tree with a heart I think it's so romantic. Two lovers on a date... one of them carrying a knife for some reason.

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