~Part 67~

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Yellow: Hey there demons, It's me, ya boi.

Red: Yellow, NO!

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Red: Yellow, I don't think I can handle any more of your tomfuckery.

Yellow: Oh yeah? Well I can keep going until you're all tomfuckered out!

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Toxin: Sorry I can't be emotionally vulnerable with you it'd ruin the mystery.

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Rose: But what about Cliff?

Light/tulip: Don't worry about them.

Light/tulip: I once watched them fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating their hotdog like nothing happened.

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Toxin: HELP! I TOLD LOUIS I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!

Violet Leader, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

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Light/tulip: Hey, what's up?

Red: The sky.

Light/tulip: No, I meant like, what are you doing?

Red: Oh, Yellow.

Yellow: *highfives Toxin* Nice!

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Toxin: Did you miss me while I was gone?

Yellow: You were gone?

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TFC: As usual, TFC has to save the day!

Light/tulip: As usual, Light/tulip has to hear about it.

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Light/tulip: I am 39 cheetos tall.

Toxin: Why... are you measuring your height in cheetos?

Light/tulip: Because we're out of doritos.

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Red: If we don't get out of this alive... If we're both about to die... I love you, Yellow!

*Neither of them die*

Yellow: ...

Red: ...

Yellow: So do you wanna talk about somethi-

Red: No thank you.

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Light/tulip: You know what I asked Santa for Christmas this year?

Soren: If you say me, I swear I'll—

Light/tulip: You? What? No, I asked him for that cool Ninjago Lego set we saw in Target!

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