Prof.Red: Alright Pheonix/Reaper, cliff. Let's go over this one more time.
Prof.Red: If something breaks?
Pheonix/Reaper: We try to fix it before Rose gets home.
Prof.Red: If it doesn't work?
Cliff: We blame yellow.
yellow: Seriously guys, what the hell?!
Yellow: Hello all, it is I, your favorite person.
Prof.Red: Actually, Pheonix/Reaper is my favorite.
Yellow: Okay then, it is I, that bitch.
Red: Yellow, I think we have a problem.
Yellow: What, the fire?
Red: No, the- wait, what fire?
Yellow: Oh forget about it, this sounds more interesting.
Void, grinning: I have a knife!
Seer: Put it down, Void.
Void: Make me! *sprints away*
Steve Leader/M: Can you be serious for five minutes?
Cliff: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
Rose: Do you take constructive criticism?
Yellow: Not without crying
Prof.Red: Remember! Curiosity killed the cat!
Pheonix/Reaper: Yes, but you forget that satisfaction brought it back. So yes, Yellow, go find out if that thing can catch fire!
Prof.Red: You're a bad influence.
Pheonix/Reaper: And you don't know your sayings.
Prof.Red: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Pheonix/Reaper: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Prof.Red: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Pheonix/Reaper: Is it working?
Soren: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.
Prof.Red: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.
Colle: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!
Red: *Plays Slender: The Eight Pages*
*Jumpscare*
Red: *Jumps back* OH SHIT, IT'S A WHITE GUY!!!
Red: Isn't it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they're annoying?
Corrupt: Damn, if people did that to each other, Prof.Red would've killed me years ago.
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