Corrupt : So, what's it like living with Yellow?
Red: They once referred to sand as "heterosexual glitter."
Corrupt : ...
Red: I love them so much.
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Toxin: Something's off.
Violet Leader: Maybe you've finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.
Toxin: No, but that's funny.
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Corrupt : Dammit, you ruin everything!
Pheonix/Reaper: You're welcome.
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Toxin: Where are your parents?
Light/Tulip: What are parents?
Toxin: That's just about the saddest thing I ever heard get said.
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S.Cliff: Is stabbing someone immoral?
TFC: Not if they consent to it.
Prof.Red: Depends on who your stabbing.
Steve Leader/M: YES??!!?
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Yellow: Change is inedible.
Colle: Don't you mean inevitable?
Yellow, spitting out a bunch of pennies: No, I really didn't.
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TFC: Now, if I may speak for good-looking people everywhere...
Louis: Only as their rodeo clown.
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Light/tulip, digging their grave: Long story short, this is my grave.......Want me to make you one too?
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Void : Given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds.
Corrupt: Forty five seconds?!?
Void : No! I said four TO five seconds.
Corrupt, hugging Void : Too late.
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Seer: What are you two arguing about this time?
Violet Leader: They're always using common phrases incorrectly!
Yellow: Cry me a table, Violet Leader.
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Corrupt : *hiding something in their coat* I think we should adopt another kid!
Void: No.
Corrupt : Why not?
Void: Because when you say "kid", you mean "cat", and we already have fifteen of those.
Corrupt : *unzips coat* Sixteen.
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