~Part 68~

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Corrupt : So, what's it like living with Yellow?

Red: They once referred to sand as "heterosexual glitter."

Corrupt : ...

Red: I love them so much.

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Toxin: Something's off.

Violet Leader: Maybe you've finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.

Toxin: No, but that's funny.

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Corrupt : Dammit, you ruin everything!

Pheonix/Reaper: You're welcome.

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Toxin: Where are your parents?

Light/Tulip: What are parents?

Toxin: That's just about the saddest thing I ever heard get said.

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S.Cliff: Is stabbing someone immoral?

TFC: Not if they consent to it.

Prof.Red: Depends on who your stabbing.

Steve Leader/M: YES??!!?

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Yellow: Change is inedible.

Colle: Don't you mean inevitable?

Yellow, spitting out a bunch of pennies: No, I really didn't.

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TFC: Now, if I may speak for good-looking people everywhere...

Louis: Only as their rodeo clown.

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Light/tulip, digging their grave: Long story short, this is my grave.......Want me to make you one too?

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Void : Given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds.

Corrupt: Forty five seconds?!?

Void : No! I said four TO five seconds.

Corrupt, hugging Void : Too late.

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Seer: What are you two arguing about this time?

Violet Leader: They're always using common phrases incorrectly!

Yellow: Cry me a table, Violet Leader.

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Corrupt : *hiding something in their coat* I think we should adopt another kid!

Void: No.

Corrupt : Why not?

Void: Because when you say "kid", you mean "cat", and we already have fifteen of those.

Corrupt : *unzips coat* Sixteen.


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