Ruined Reality Incorrect Quotes

~Part 14~

Cliff: I don't even use tubberware anymore.
Corrupt: What are you saying? Say it again.
Cliff: Tubberware.
Corrupt: Say it again. Slow.
Cliff: Tubberware.
Corrupt: Slow, very slow - actually, say the first syllable.
Cliff: Tub.
Corrupt: Wrong.
Cliff: What do you mean, wrong?
Corrupt: I thought I caught that. You're saying tub. It's P.
Cliff: What are you talking about?
Corrupt: Tupperware. Tupper.
Cliff: It's tupper!
Corrupt: It's tupper, always has been, always will be.
Cliff: I thought it was tubberware because it kind of looks like a tub.

Yellow: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.
Red: You're very hot, and I still eat you.
Everyone at the table: *silence*
Seer: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!
Cliff: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!

Light/Tulip: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.

Toxin, grinning: Before you were what?
Red: Before I was-
Toxin: What?
Red: Before I was inter-
Toxin: Before you were interrupted?
Red: Cut me off one more time and I swear I'll-
Toxin: What?
Red: *makes frustrated sound*
Yellow, nervously: Stop that. Before they hurt you.

Steve Leader/M: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium*
Prof.Red: Steve Leader/M, what did you think a tiger shark was?

Louis: I made lightly fried fish fillets for dinner.
Steve Leader/M: Louis, It's 1:15 am, what the fuck.
Louis: Do you want the lightly fried fish fillets or not.
Steve Leader/M: Well, I mean yeah.
Louis: So come downstairs while they're still hot.
Steve Leader/M: Wait, you just made them?
Louis: Yeah, I wasn't tired so I decided to make lightly fried fish fillets.
Steve Leader/M: Say lightly fried fish fillets one more time Louis.

Colle: Hey, wanna help me commit arson?
Prof.Red: What the hell!?
Colle: Oh, sorry, my bad.
Colle, whispering: Wanna help me commit arson?
Prof.Red, whispering: Of course. What do you need?